When I started Big & Beautiful, I knew I wanted the series to center around a group of friends. I loved creating that tight group, and I wanted the same as I continued the series with Opposites Attract. But men are different than women. Their relationships aren’t the same. Sometimes that makes them a little more fun!
Thankfully, Alvin stopped in the kitchen when he got to Opposites Attract. “You screw up today?”
“Kiana said something to Ada when I was walking by. She’s kind of pissed.”
I shook my head. “She wrote no onions on the back of the menu and I missed it. I also missed her note on the back about me being responsible for desserts.”
“Damn, you did screw up.”
I flipped him off.
Alvin laughed. “Does everything have onions?”
I sighed. “Not everything. And I took them all out. Tell me if you can taste the onions in any of this.”
He dipped a chip into the salsa I set in front of him and sniffed it. He eased it into his big fat mouth, testing it with the tip of his tongue first.
I just shook my head.
Then he went for a spoonful of chicken salad. He finished with the fried rice.
“How is it?”
He shrugged. “It’s good.”
“Does it taste like onions?”
He shrugged again. “How would I know?”
“You’re worthless. Get out of my kitchen.”
He grabbed another chip full of salsa and popped it into his mouth on his way out the back door.